Tomorrow will be my baby nurse’s last day with my family. I’m not sure whom I feel worse for: myself or the baby. Six weeks into this gig, I hope the baby hasn’t become completely accustomed to twice-daily baths, around-the-clock attention, careful burping, and long massages. But Nate, like his brothers and sisters before him, will survive on fewer baths, fewer massages, and — there’s no delicate way to say this — far, far less attention.
According to Baby Nurse America, an agency that places baby nurses in the tristate area, a baby nurse is a non-medical newborn specialist who is highly experienced in infant care. Baby nurses work in private homes and care for newborns typically from the day the baby arrives home through a period of several weeks or months. Normally, they provide 24-hour care and “assist new and experienced parents in every aspect of newborn care and may also help establish eating and sleeping patterns.”
In other words, they’re glorified, uniform-clad nannies who diaper, burp, bathe, swaddle, rock, and if you want, feed the baby 24 hours a day. They are not — in case you were confused — nurses.
If there is one peculiar element to having a baby in a certain slice of New York, it is the assumption that you will have a baby nurse. If you type the words “baby nurse” into any search engine, you will see that the majority of the links are in the tristate area. They may have baby nurses in California and Georgia, but those baby nurses are, in fact, likely to be registered nurses — and their employers are more likely to be having triplets than single births.
At roughly $200 a day, though, having a baby nurse can really add up.
“Worth every penny,” an acquaintance told me about her baby nurse. “We could barely afford our rent when we had our first child. But neither of us had any family in New York. And neither of us had ever changed a diaper. The grandparents pooled together and gave the baby nurse as a gift. It was the best gift ever.”
Cramped city living, not exactly conducive to having the in-laws move in for a week or two, is compatible with a baby nurse, who shares the room with the newborn. Giving the gift of a baby nurse is one way to make nice with your daughter-in-law.
One couple with far greater means never let the baby nurse go. “The baby was going to be a year old,” the father of three said about his first child, “and we still had the nurse. The nurse would go on and on about what a hard night she had had with the baby, and I’m thinking, suuure you did. Finally, I convinced my wife that enough was enough. But sure enough, when we had our second child, the same baby nurse just moved back in. This time, she stayed for eight or nine months. I’m pretty embarrassed to admit that,” he said, while calculating how much he paid the baby nurse over the course of his three children: at least $200,000.
My question is this: Who assists new and experienced parents in every aspect of newborn care across the rest of the country?
“When I was pregnant with my first, I had heard of people using baby nurses,” a friend who had her first two children in Chicago said. “But I didn’t really know any myself. My mom came and stayed with us for the first week or two. She showed me how to diaper and bathe the baby. And then my mother-in-law came for a few days. I’ve never been so sad to see my mother-in-law leave. All of a sudden, I was on my own, and it was pretty brutal.”
A mother of three who lived in different parts of the South when she had her children said that no one she knew used a baby nurse. “Having a lot of help is normal in New York, but it isn’t in most parts of the country,” she said. “That’s partially economic and partially cultural. I had help when I had my third baby, but that meant I had someone come to clean my house, or baby-sit my other children.”
There are plenty of New Yorkers who’d rather spend the money on anything but a baby nurse. “I don’t really understand why people have baby nurses,” an Upper West Side mother of three said. “The baby and baby nurse sleep all day, while you cook and clean and look after the other kids. For a lot less, you could find someone who does a lot more.”
I happen to think that if you can afford it, a good baby nurse does wonders to smooth the transition for the first few weeks of a baby’s life — for the baby and for the entire family.
A few weeks ago, my 5-year-old daughter, Kira, heard the baby nurse coo to Nate, “You are so cute, I could eat you up.”
“Go ahead,” Kira said, deadpan. When the baby nurse later teased that she was going to take Nate home, you can imagine Kira’s response.
“Good,” she snarled.
Perhaps it is Kira’s mental state that I should be worried about on Thursday — not the baby’s.